Beyonce in the background

Beard crawl

Beard crawl

Festival of beers… Do they have wine here?

Festival of beers… Do they have wine here?

I show affection for my dog by grabbing her and whispering “I love you, ” as she struggles to break free….

Don’t worry Rite Aid, I’ll use this 15 foot receipt you gave me to wrap my purchase of 1 pack of gum.

Don’t worry Rite Aid, I’ll use this 15 foot receipt you gave me to wrap my purchase of 1 pack of gum.

Yes, today is my dog’s birthday. And no, you’re not invited to her party. #HAPPYBIRTHDAY #dogsofinstagram #dontbullymybreed #pibble #pitbullsofinstagram #pitbull #dogmomproblems #mydogsanasshole

Yes, today is my dog’s birthday. And no, you’re not invited to her party. #HAPPYBIRTHDAY #dogsofinstagram #dontbullymybreed #pibble #pitbullsofinstagram #pitbull #dogmomproblems #mydogsanasshole

YAAASSSSSSS!!! #kylieminogue #kylieordie (ps, you’ll enjoy my mini adventure getting this CD)

My ride or die #pibble #pitbull #pitbullsofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #dontbullymybreed #dogmomproblems #mydogsanasshole

My ride or die #pibble #pitbull #pitbullsofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #dontbullymybreed #dogmomproblems #mydogsanasshole

When people don’t like my pictures on Instagram….